Serbian Lube

The art of someone shitting on someone’s dick and then aggressively being anally fucked afterwards

Friend: Do you have any lube?
Friend 2: No, I just get her to Serbian Lube me up

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serbian smoothie

When a guy and girl start masturbating at the same time and the girl squirts in the guys mouth and the guy cums in the girls mouth and they swap their cum and swallow after approximately 5 times

Dude I think I still have some leftover cum in my mouth from that Serbian smoothie I did.

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serbian fuck palace

A gay male bathhouse/fight club. Essentially the losers of each match must anally recieve from the winners in their near unconious state. All fights are while both competitors are extremely erect and in the shower with the heat turned up to max. Their are prizes given and free t-shirts. Usually owned by Serbian or Croations named Srdan.

Carlos: Dave what happened to your face?
Dave: took a slip in the old Serbian fuck palace last night!

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Serbian massage

A very hard beating. In Serbia it´s known to be a common expression, especially in Belgrad. The Serbian expression is сербисцхе масажа

To give someone a Serbian massage

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serbian seatbelt

(verb) The act or tying your penis to the security bar of a roller coaster as a safety measure to prevent death.

Thanks to the serbian seatbelt, jimmy only tore his penis off and not died from the roller coaster that had stopped upside down.

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Serbian Flesh Blender

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.

"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"

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Serbian Frito Pie

When you eat pussy that's so yeasty it makes you vomit on it, then you fuck her in her dirty asshole and stick your shit covered throbbing member back in her disgusting vagina; mixing the feces, vomit, and yeast...and then going back down to chow on your delicious meal.

Luke didn't anticipate having a Serbian Frito Pie with Lana after their taco/burrito combo meal from Taco Bell, but here we are.

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