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NOUN: A sexy male that shakes pears
Base Words: Shakepereology, Shake, Pear
"Bro, that shakespeare has been wanting pears for years!"
"My grandpa used to be a shakespeare, but recently he's been shaking snozzberries!"
He is THE bard.
A great English dude from the Renaissance who wrote lots of plays and sonnets like Romeo and Juliet and Richard II (even though he first wrote Richard III, I mean whO gOEs bAcKWaRds????).
He was the will of the people, the king of couplets, the sultan of sonnets, the man who put "I am" in iambic pentameter. Also, many words and phrases that are in our popular language were actually coined by him.
But wasn't everything lovely as a summer's day. That bar he was raising to be that amazing was hard, he had many fans with many demands and writing itself within strict parameters ends up being demanding too.
Nick Bottom: God, I hate Shakespeare.
Basically everyone: le gasp
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Shakespeare: A giant lizard with crooked smile, have you seen one?
Random person: Yeah, crocodile.
Shakespeare: But may be not that. Take the Spanish to the English alligator.
Random person: Alligator?
Shakespeare: Yes, a word you've never heard unless you heard of me. Th-
People: He's a genius, how does he do it? He makes it look so easy like there's nothing to it.
Shakespeare: Honestly, I don't know how I do it. I just think the word out in my head and then it's coined. Like the tons of times that I've done it before. Hm, are you bedazzled? Well, you should be because these are words you never heard if not from me.
A language used to confuse high schoolers
Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.
The worst thing an English teacher can teach. Can't understand a word he says. It makes no sense and is 1800's core. Do not recommend. I hate Shakespeare.
OMG! Did you read a Shakespeare poem? It's horrible right!
A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.
The whole class: *Loads gun
using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.
guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen
guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!