Grime-share

1)
noun-
The mysterious space between the headboard and back of the bed where my cat disappears to during the middle of the night.

2)
noun-
A less than impressive time-share location which is poorly maintained and cared for.

Def 1)

Wife: "Where is Buddah? I can't find her anywhere! I checked her litter pan, the window, and there still is no sign of her!"

Husband: (Shaking food canister) "Oh, there she is! It looks like she was in her grime-share under the bed."

Def 2:

Wife: "Honey, this isn't what the time-share looked like in the brochure!"

Husband: "Time-share?!?!? This s(feces)it looks more like a GRIME-SHARE to me!"

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share the wealth

Used to express strong desire for something belonging to someone else. Normally used as a cheeky attempt to gain something with little effort

"Those chips look nice - share the wealth!"
"Good one"
"No really - share the wealth NOW!"

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monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

sharing the bag

1. When two people in a sexual relationship are ready to move beyond vanilla sex.

2. Improving one's friendship with a roommate or classmate to the point where you both are comfortable helping each other carry a bag, for example, one person holds each handle.

I don't know how Tim feels, but I think I'm ready to start sharing the bag.

Sharing butter

Any sexual act involving the sharing of a male participants ejaculate.

Those two whores were really working his cock in anticipation of sharing butter.

Sharing Size

A size on candy packages like m&ms that you should supposedly share with a friend or family member but you eat the whole damn pack. You pig.

I bought a sharing size pack of Skittles but before I knew it i ate them all.

Share Code

A code of Honor.... According to this code,One can't share the stuff(memes/songs/series/movies) shared to them by others until they let them know that they are sharing that stuff

Dick shared a good quote with Jack...

Now according to Share Code,if Jack wants to share this quote,He has to let dick know that he is sharing that quote..