Grime-share

1)
noun-
The mysterious space between the headboard and back of the bed where my cat disappears to during the middle of the night.

2)
noun-
A less than impressive time-share location which is poorly maintained and cared for.

Def 1)

Wife: "Where is Buddah? I can't find her anywhere! I checked her litter pan, the window, and there still is no sign of her!"

Husband: (Shaking food canister) "Oh, there she is! It looks like she was in her grime-share under the bed."

Def 2:

Wife: "Honey, this isn't what the time-share looked like in the brochure!"

Husband: "Time-share?!?!? This s(feces)it looks more like a GRIME-SHARE to me!"

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share the wealth

Used to express strong desire for something belonging to someone else. Normally used as a cheeky attempt to gain something with little effort

"Those chips look nice - share the wealth!"
"Good one"
"No really - share the wealth NOW!"

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monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

sharing the bag

1. When two people in a sexual relationship are ready to move beyond vanilla sex.

2. Improving one's friendship with a roommate or classmate to the point where you both are comfortable helping each other carry a bag, for example, one person holds each handle.

I don't know how Tim feels, but I think I'm ready to start sharing the bag.

Sharing butter

Any sexual act involving the sharing of a male participants ejaculate.

Those two whores were really working his cock in anticipation of sharing butter.

Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

Share Code

A code of Honor.... According to this code,One can't share the stuff(memes/songs/series/movies) shared to them by others until they let them know that they are sharing that stuff

Dick shared a good quote with Jack...

Now according to Share Code,if Jack wants to share this quote,He has to let dick know that he is sharing that quote..