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Sharks is the act of passionate sexy time between a couple. Its very rare to acheive and there have been few documented cases.
Alyson: Sex means nothing to me anymore... can we play sharks instead?
Sam: Lets only ever play sharks
Alyson: Good idea
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To become so desperate and outrageously bad about something, that your action has caused you personally to "jump the shark," making you a shark. Also, to cop out.
"Mike is hanging with his girl again tonight instead of going out with us."
"Ya man, he's totally sharked it."
"Hey guys, I think I'm going to stay in tonight and watch my crash DVD instead of party with you guys."
"SHAAARRRKKKKKK!"
"This party is sharked, lets go."
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To engage in overt attempts at procuring a partner of the opposite sex. One can accuse a colleague of sharking by putting your upright, straight hand up to and at right angles to to your nose and forehead, and weaving your head from side-to-side, as if one were a shark in the murky depths.
Billy: (over loud music of club) Quit sharking Tom, you're making a scene, and putting off the girls.
Tom: I can't help it, I haven't had a wank in over a week, and I'll fuck anything tonight.
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Sharks; adj;The act of benefiting yourself at someone elses despair.
Dawg, You're hella sharks for that one.
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Creatures made of rubber that live in the ocean and like to EAT PEOPLE.
"Wow, this ocean water sure is nice."
-"Oh no, I see sharks, let's get out of here before they eat us!"
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This is a move when you have a woman on her hands and knees, doggie style. You put your hands together and make your way across the room, while humming the theme from Jaws. Then you cram all 8 fingers into her sloppy cunt.
It wasn't his cock that tore me up! That bastard sharked me!!!
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The act of hunting down the exact same person and repeatedly killing/attacking them in online multiplayer games. "Sharkers" if you will are stubborn, annoying, hackers, and determined to make a certain players life as miserable as fucking possible. Sharkers dwell in first person games such as: The Halo series, Team Fortress 2, Any Call Of Duty game, and Any Battlefield game. How to deal with them: Don't bother fighting them, they will use incredibly cheap tactics, camping, cheats (mods/console commands), and hunting in packs on rare occasion. don't reason with him/her/them because they will probably just make a cheap comment like: Get wreked n00b, MLG biches. usually you can just get people to kick them off the server, but if the sharker hacks the server to remove kicking players or kicking players just isn't allowed. plan A, report said player, send sharker the link of this page and call him out on it, when confronted by enough people, theyshould scurry back to their moms basement. plan B, just leave, yes I know its the biggest kick in the metaphorical balls called your ego, but its better than giving the fagola the joy of constantly sharking.
D1DURM0M(Sharker): get rekt m8 cant handle zeez zkillz n0ob
CALLODUTYFAN45: guys I need help this player is sharking and I cant kick him.
D1DURMOM: L00KS LIK SOMONE'S ABOUT TO RAGEQUIT
*player D1DURM0M left the game (kicked from server for sharking)*
CALLODUTYFAN45: THANK GOD WHAT A DUMBASS
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