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When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.
Martin kept sharking me awake.
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Sharks is the act of passionate sexy time between a couple. Its very rare to acheive and there have been few documented cases.
Alyson: Sex means nothing to me anymore... can we play sharks instead?
Sam: Lets only ever play sharks
Alyson: Good idea
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To become so desperate and outrageously bad about something, that your action has caused you personally to "jump the shark," making you a shark. Also, to cop out.
"Mike is hanging with his girl again tonight instead of going out with us."
"Ya man, he's totally sharked it."
"Hey guys, I think I'm going to stay in tonight and watch my crash DVD instead of party with you guys."
"SHAAARRRKKKKKK!"
"This party is sharked, lets go."
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To engage in overt attempts at procuring a partner of the opposite sex. One can accuse a colleague of sharking by putting your upright, straight hand up to and at right angles to to your nose and forehead, and weaving your head from side-to-side, as if one were a shark in the murky depths.
Billy: (over loud music of club) Quit sharking Tom, you're making a scene, and putting off the girls.
Tom: I can't help it, I haven't had a wank in over a week, and I'll fuck anything tonight.
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Sharks; adj;The act of benefiting yourself at someone elses despair.
Dawg, You're hella sharks for that one.
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Creatures made of rubber that live in the ocean and like to EAT PEOPLE.
"Wow, this ocean water sure is nice."
-"Oh no, I see sharks, let's get out of here before they eat us!"
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This is a move when you have a woman on her hands and knees, doggie style. You put your hands together and make your way across the room, while humming the theme from Jaws. Then you cram all 8 fingers into her sloppy cunt.
It wasn't his cock that tore me up! That bastard sharked me!!!
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