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Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 17, 2021

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haley sharpe

haley sharpe is a beautiful women that everybody falls for.she is a very sensitive person but is very caring.to her long beautiful hair to her perfect body.her smile lights up the whole room. haley is a special person.

‘is that haley sharpe?’
yup. that’s my girlfriend

by ashton.erlewine May 31, 2021

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sharp as an apple

An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?

by Turkey Boy February 28, 2008

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Shannon Sharp

Ones who favorite word isSkip”. This person mutters “Skip in his sleep when nobody’s around.

Ur such a Shannon Sharp just shut the fuck up for once in your life.

by Psychomania October 20, 2019

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Matt Sharp

Matt Sharp played bass and sang falsetto in the popular group Weezer during the recording of The Blue Album and Pinkerton.

Weezer was really killer when Matt Sharp was in the band.”

by Mrsnobody July 8, 2016


Thomas Sharpe

The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.

Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.

"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."

by Adhdwriter August 3, 2021


e sharp

retarded music nerds' way to say "f" to pay respects

guy: my dog died
retarded band guy: e sharp

by rushil is my son April 16, 2020