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One of the hottest red heads, excellent snow boarder and alright skate boarder.
Did you catch Shaun White on the X Games?
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Shaun Donald Patrick Diviney was born on the 26th of July, 1989 and lives in Budgewoi, NSW, Australia.
He's the lead singer and guitarist in Australian pop/rock band Short Stack.
Shaun, Andy Clemmensen (bass and backing vocals) and Bradie Webb (drums and keys) formed their band when they were in high school, and have released their 1st album Stack Is The New Black, which contains 14 songs written by Shaun.
He can also play piano and enjoys wearing suits.
Person 1: Who's your favourite guy in Short Stack?
Person 2: Definitely Shaun Diviney! He's so talented and funny!
Person 1: I know right!
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Liek the best spoof ever made, it is about a zombie out break and this dude just sorta doesnt notice it and it just gets really stupid.
Quotes from shaun of the dead
"He's not my Dad, he's my stepdad!"
"Ed: What's the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
Cuts to dream sequence
Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
cuts to dream sequence again
Shaun: We take Pete's car, go around mum's, go in, deal with Phillip - "Sorry Phillip!" - grab mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where's safe? where's familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realization
Shaun: cuts to dream sequence a third time Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
Shaun and Ed clang weapons together"
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Shaun is a super cute, super funny boy. He has beautiful brown eyes that just sparkle in the sun. He makes everyone around him happy. People love spending time with him. He is for sure husband material and you wanna spend every minute of your life with him.
Boy: "Are you friends with shaun<3?"
Girl: "No, but I wanna marry him."
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shaun sex is the greatest sex a female can experience. it is complete heaven for the recipiant!
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Comedy...retake(ish) on Dawn of the Dead (see what they did with the name!) about the guy from Spaced (good Brit Sit-com) who is a bit dumb and having a shitty time. breaks up with his girl and suddenly zombies take over england (see the 28 days later connection...cool huh!?)
so they go to the pub (with his flat mate, girl 2 friends and mum) and end up beating the pub owner do death with pokers to Queens 'Dont Stop Me Now'
VERY British (you probs wont get it is your American unless youre Brit-ified) and VERY funny.
also have they guy from Black Books
*hits zombie with car... screech to a halt*
Shaun: are you ok?
Zombie: *with broken leg* Uurgg starts to get back up*
Shaun: Oh good!
*drive off*
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