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Shitbox, the slang word used to describe a vehicle and/or a object with little to no value
Did you see that old Toyota Corolla Near Pleasant St, Shitbox!
A run down, worn out, clapped out vehicle. Usually very loud, tends to rattle and shake when going down the road, breaks down often/ not reliable, rusted out, needs lots of repairs. Oftentimes parts and pieces are held together with duct tape and zip ties… But even though it’s in rough shape it still gets driven frequently.
Boss: “Do you have a reliable form of transportation?” Employee: “No sir, I drive a certified shitbox… if you see smoke rolling out from under the hood don’t worry that’s normal and I apologize in advance for the oil stains on the tar”
Guy A: Hey, Guy B, you got a big shitbox!
Guy B, filing a restraining order: Thanks, Guy A!
Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
Mr. Houdini Shitbox strikes again!
A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.
A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks
Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes
Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair
•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires
•No cab corners or rockers
•Rock lights in wheel wells
•Lightbars that’s don’t work
And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
Damn was that crew of western kentucky shitboxes or what