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(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.
1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.
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"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.
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"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.
It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.
The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.
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When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls
‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’
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To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.
I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.
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To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with no paddle."
There he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. He knew he was up shit creek without a paddle.
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An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.
A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.
2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse
holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..
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