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Shiv is an Indian whose most likely to ask for your credit card numbers. Shiv is also a gay Mukbang asmr youtuber who eats ramen noodles on a daily basis and call a total of 71 people to get the 3-digit security code on local citizens credit card.
But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.
Friend- Hey man nice sun tan.
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*
A person with a huge dick, and a good personality, always happy and the girls love him although he might be ugly , it's also a type of knife made out of anything but metal. And also is a hindu god
I shivved my date last night because she was fat
This lame dude tries to hang out, so i am going to shiv him
shiv- multiple meanings
1. to reject
2. to blow off
3. to ignore
Or to be “shiv” is to be dumb, stupid or annoying
Boy 1: She keeps shiving me bro
Boy 2: She’s not , she just has a boyfriend
Boy 1: Idk if i can go out tonight dude
Boy 2: Cmon bro don’t be shiv
Shiv is the type of person who is perfect. You wanna be with them all the time. He is a cool guy, gets all the girls and is very popular with his friends. He is also very smart all-round and aspires to be the perfect man. He is handsome, funny, caring and loving
OMG did you see that guy who walked passed us, he is definitely a Shiv