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Your girl lies on her back and you kneel in front of her. She Wrap her legs around you and you lift her up so you can enter her. You support her with one arm under her back while she puts her weight on your shoulders, as you thrusts in and out of her.
Her-" last night we tried something new called The shoulder stand".
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"
The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.
"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"
Pain in the shoulder from overuse of the mouse while operating a computer.
I have been working on the computer so much that my mouse shoulder is really hurting.
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The best friggin a capella group in the universe!
Your in Shoulder Narrows? You are so totally rugged! I wish you were my boyfriend!
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The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.
"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."
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The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.
'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'
"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."
"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"
"That guy is never going to take the hint."
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Someone who listens sympathetically to someone's problems.
He was a fatherly shoulder to cry on when the going was tough
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