shred the gnar

to shred the gnar originated in the early days of skateboarding. gnar shredding has become popular for many 'extreme sports' including skiing and snowboarding.

dude, lets go shred the gnar !
bro, i cant.
last gnar session i tweaked my dome.
bummer.

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shredded wheat

A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.

An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver

Id like to feel your arm. I like shredded wheat.

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shredding the gnar

Doing sick tricks on a surf board/skateboard/snowboard/scooter/sled and or roller skates

Me: dude what should we do with this bodacious afternoon?!
Jeremy: shredding the gnar, of course!

shred bread

A word describing the totality of send that a skier displays during the descent of a ski line, including speed of descent, steeze, and fullness of send. It is a quality contained by a skier, typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See gnar butter for similar phrase.

I totally spreaded the gnar butter on the shred bread when I hucked that cornice with a backie and stomped the mando-air out of the 45 degree couloir.

Shred Sauce

Shred sauce is a tasty, juicy condiment with a sweet flavor; never sour. Shred sauce is generally available in high altitude regions where snowfall is typically high, in areas known to be frequented by the freakish specie known as the "Skier" (and occasionally the "Snowboarder"), all of whom love to shred the deepest, driest, fluffiest gnar gnar pow pow. These odd ski creatures who enjoy spreading, consuming and bathing in the scrumptious Shred Sauce prefer to do so on Bluebird days, although the most frequent application of Shred Sauce occurs on days of the heaviest of snowfalls, when skiers and riders alike tend to consume or otherwise make use of copious amounts of Shred Sauce after a huge dump of pow.

Bro, we just dumped a shit ton of Shred Sauce all over the mountain today with 2 feet of fluffy pow...epic day, bro, epic!

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Shredded Humans

Go to google. Type in this word followed by the word lyrics. Yes, it's by Cannibal Corpse. Now, shit your pants.

I shat my pants just reading the words to Shredded Humans... Fuck man...

shred betty

a cool female snowboarder of exceptional ability

wow, she grabbed an ollie, that chick is a real shred betty

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