Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

Shum

When Blayne is horny he really likes to jerk off while he’s shitting.

I walked in on Blayne shumming (shitting and cumming) in the cats litter box

Shum

To shit cum

i'm about to shum

Shum

The smell of someones breath after you cum in their mouth following anal sex.

Girl: I love you Honey.
Guy: Yuck girl,.. back up, you're breath smells like SHUM!!

shum

shit and cum

i took a phat shum on my wifes chest last night paul

Shum

A mixture of shit and cum after an anal cream pie. Also known as a buttload

Please don’t get any more shum on my sofa.

Shum

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.

This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)

"You think your ............. , shum you......."