Sir Ramsey

a higher tier being which is similar in ranking as a god. he is the legitimate ruler of all minimum wage catering staffs. he performs speeches with his herculean like figure and gives out orders demurely. a pussiant man that has more power than the almighty B.J. Sir ramsey like to plant his seeds in underage boys who linger around in lingerie.

sir ramsey planted his seed in my mouth

Sir Sniffalot

Someone who has an undeniably acute addiction to cocaine.

I see Sir Sniffalot has arrived...he looks absolutely clattered.

Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

Sir Steezy

a name that gets yo bitch wet

Ayo is that Sir Steezy???? Everyone look!!! It's Sir Steezy

sir ken

A name given to a really dark skined person. The name is a hybrid of ken boon, which is rhyming slang for coon. The word 'Sir' is usually given to someone for outstanding efforts in their chosen field, however this is ironically funny, since a person has little influence over their skin colour. Basically a racist term derived from a group of people aptly named 'The Bang Bros Crew'

'man, u see that guy go past, he was a sir ken!'

Sir Napkin

When a future llama in disquise drags a watermellon under his furl, causing a mellow dramatic reaction within the mutation core upon which a thousand baby seals tremble in ecstasy as rush limbah beats them off with a rusty iron pole.

Unfortunatly, we need more cowbell Sir Napkin.

Sir Vollhoffer

Sir Vollhoffer is a demonic gigger that listens to fowl fowl city and flogs to it like a demean. he flogs and flogs to it so much he gets scabs and cuts. hes so mad that he puts peanut butter all over his cuts and lets nigger's lick it off that gets him off. also the illustrious Sir Vollhoffer is an accomplise to the monster known as professor J.Stafford another member of this anti-semetic brigade is Mr.French its just demonic. P.S Republican Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sincerley,
Dr.C.Leland

Sir Vollhoffer is a mad demon