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Skid and Pump

The best bois ever.

They go around saying, "It's Spooky Month!"

They star in the show "Spooky Month."

They are also in the game Friday Night Funkin, or FNF. You have been living under a rock if you haven't played it or even heard of it.

Girl 1: I just drew Skid and Pump from FNF!!!
Girl 2: Oooooh! Lemme see!!!
*both faint because of Skid and Pump's overwhelming cuteness*

by Sus... April 11, 2021

25๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


skid marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

"Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma's panties!"

by Tizzle Foshizzle ยฉ2002 February 25, 2004

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greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

75๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skid Rat

Meaning you're a filthy skid who lives in the undergrounds of the world, yet still acts like a douche online!

Credits to: Vpnfull for making this noiceeee word

Man that kid is not just an ordinary skid, he's a complete skid rat

by Vpnfull September 16, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


skid row

"Skidding" refers to the method of moving logs/timbers by dragging them along the ground. Before the age of trucks and the internal combustion engine Skidding was done by teams of horses/mules/oxen driven by burly men of a rather low station in life. A skid road led from the outlying area where timber cutting was done to the sawmill usually near a city or source of power such as a millrace. "skid row" referred to the row of low cost wooden shanties which sprang up along the skid road. Persons living in these shanties were associated with or subservient to the skidders, timber cutters etc and usually represented the lowest station in the social life of a town or village. Skid row was often populated with prostitutes, homeless, paupers, transients etc.

After being foreclosed on by the bank, the widow Jenkins and her children had go live on skid row and take her chances.

by Dougie D July 23, 2006

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Shit Skid

<i>n</i>, <i>v</i>
1.The doo doo stains left upon your underoos due to all the dingleberries rubbing against it as u walk.
2. When you flush the toilet and poo leaves graffiti marks as it goes down the poo sucker.

1. I dont wipe my ass really well so all my underwear contain shit skids.
2.My sister left her thong hanging in the bathroom only to reveal that she shit skidded on them.

by Angela The Defected September 16, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


skid bid

a short jail or prison sentence

the judge gave me a skid bid i was only locked up for 2 weeks

by ThE K@niLeKinG January 28, 2011