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When you get a rimjob in an airplanne bathroom.
We wanted to do something even better then the mile high club, so we skyrimed.
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A gay game played by queers with faggish like Brandon.
I play skyrim cause i think I'm a baddas--Brandon
Queer--Me
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Getting a rim job on an airplane. (Similar to the mile-high club but much more spectacular).
Guy 1: Dude, the stewardess just gave me a rimjob in the bathroom!
Guy 2: I can't believe she skyrimmed you! Thats freakin awesome!
Guy 1: It was better than awesome...it was legendary!
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What you do to get a gold membership in the Mile High Club.
The flight to Malaysia was going to be a long one, and I was really horny when I looked at my boyfriend in those leather pants. I grabbed his leg, he looked at me. I looked at him and gestured to the bathroom. We maneuvered our way around the flight attendants and food trolley. In the bathroom, I turned him towards the sink, pulled down his pants and went to town.
At 30,000 feet, he gasped, "ahhhhhhhhaaaaauhhhhhhhskyrim"!!!!!!!!!
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A horrible joke crime against humanity
Jim: dude my dad died Jarb: How? Jim: this terrible joke crime against humanity he was excited about made him kill himself because the game was such a let down that every Elder Scroll Fan that likes Skyrim fingers their butthole no exceptions.
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The feeling after the realization that one has been playing Skyrim for 48 hours straight.
Jim: "Jeez, I can't go out tonight. I've got a really bad Skyrim hangover."
Lucy: "I can't believe you were playing Skyrim! You told me you were going out with your mom!"
Jim: "Damn."
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the name of my animal crossing island
oh wow gay skyrim is such a good island name