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Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.
Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.
That person who likes to scream, stomp and shout when on their period but shuns the more mundane duties, often skulking away in offices and hiding in plain sight next to senior managers whilst the troops do the work. Loves the number 72
"Hey, it's been a hard shift, can you pick up some accuracy?"
"...no, I wasn't planning too"
"Only we're a long way short"
"Think I've got something to do in the office"
"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"
Slacking to spend money even when you have plenty.
His girlfriend is no gold digger, he's a gold slacker himself.
An individual who, whether he or she knows it or not, displays great achievements in the slacker lifestyle. Extreme laziness, mild obesity, hygiene challenged, or combinations of all three are likely signs. Drugs and other special substances may or may not be related to the cause. It is more than likely that there not.
Man, I am such an olympic slacker. Its like what, five in the afternoon, I haven’t bathed, brushed my teeth, and I'm still walking around in my now smelly sleepwear from last night.
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This is your typical college student that will show up to class wearing sweatpants/track pants, a hooded sweatshirt and slippers. From the ankles up they look as though they are warming up for an upcoming foot race. Though, most often, they are unable to contribute anything meaningful to class or to the world around them.
Next time your in class look behind you towards the back of the room... That is where the activewear slacker resides.
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A laptop bag or messenger bag being used as a back pack.
Its hard to fit all these books into my Slacker Sack.
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Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.
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