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Laptop slammer

The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.

Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.

Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.

by MsHahLee November 20, 2019


Philadelphia Slammer

When performing oral sex on man who is sitting on a wooden chair, the partner will suddenly take the man's nuts and slam them as hard as possible against the chair in a attempt to force a painful ejaculation . This was popularised in Philadelphia through a social media challenge.

My girlfriend was giving me some good head when suddenly she threw me a Philadelphia Slammer, it was so painful that I cried like a baby.

by Ghost witchet August 12, 2019


cock slammer

One who forcefully slams cocks and large objects inside and around their rectum/anus region

Ty Corcoran, Jordan Smith, Kevin Ferrand, and Mark Dawes are cock slammers, they engage in slamming cocks up eachothers ass while giving eachother rim jobs and fisting through and around their urethra and at the same time wacthing the B.M.E. pain olympics final round.

by kmjnhbgvfcdxsza February 23, 2008

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snyder slammer

Any shot mixed with urine.

That girl at spring break just drank a snyder slammer and is acting like she is drunk.

by Chuck Fina April 15, 2009

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alabama slammer

A sexual act consisting of shitting in a condom, then repetitively whaling on your lover with it.

Dude, last night i gave my bitch an Alabama slammer and the condom broke and it got everywhere.

by usds May 3, 2009

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Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that will get you shit faced faster than you can say "oompaloompa". Basically, passing around 40s of Steely until you hit the bar code and then refilling it with Sparks. Tastes nasty, but you get drunk to the point that it doesn't matter.

After killing the second sidewalk slammer, Tim and Jane had blackout drunken sex and woke up the next mourning in one another's barf.

by OrangePuma June 17, 2009

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watermelon slammer

1. noun: the name of a delicious friendlys drink
2. noun: the act of railing a hussy

1. Yo I'm parched let's go get some slammers

2. Did you see that freshmen? I'm going to give her the watermelon slammer.

by The Birdman Jr May 23, 2006

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