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Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
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A confused, dumbass, ridiculous, messy individual, mostly of the drunk type.
Amanda was dancing like such a SLOPPY RONALD last night.
Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.
Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.
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Amanda, whats good with some sloppy toppy?
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A man born from Encinitas, a town in Southern California. Although his real name is unknown, he responds to sloppy, doc sloppy, or D. Slop. This particular individual is really bad at fortnite, and he is known for putting a strap-on on his head, and piping a stripper with it while making the noise of a rhinoceros, because his penis was too small to have sexual intercourse with.
Bruh, I just shit on doc sloppy in playgrounds. Probably cause he stayed up late making rhino noises
To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.
"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"
A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.
foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"
When a blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva.
"shit lads, i had this amazing sloppy blowjob last night, there was buckets of spit involved"
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