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female smegma is a whitish deposit that naturaly builds up around the folds of the clitoral hood and other folds of the female genital organs, if insufficient cleaning of the area takes place. (bit like cottage cheese)Washing with warm water is the usual means of cleansing.
A deposit of white material around the clitoris and the hood is usualy a sign of build up of female smegma
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An omlette made from dick cheese.
Not very pleasant.
I made a smegma omlette, it tasted like dick.
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1.Some who enjoys eating the discharge from uncircumsized penises.
2. Ryan Seacrest.
Ryan Seacrest is such a smegma sucker, he will not get off Simon Cowell's dick.
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Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
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After a woman/girl wipes after peeing or pooping with toilet paper...a little piece of t.p. is left behind either in the labia or on the floor and has the distinct look of a joint and is mixed with smegma. Sometimes found in your underwear. smegma shmegma
I was waxing this ho and there was a smegma joint in her labia. I almost gagged.
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Someone who has been engaging in oral sex with an unclean, uncircumcised penis-- in other words, a very sick and dirty person.
Your disgusting! Get out of here smegma breath.
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Smegma brains, a term used for rather annoying people who are unaturaly red.
The term can also be used for a certain someone who gets there dashes ( - ) and apostrophies ( ' ) confused.
Finaly the term can be referrred to someone who has smegma breath.
"Hi andrew" said dongcan.
"Oh my god your breath stinks , ewwww smegma brains" said andrew.
Dongcan now turns into smegma brains.
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