When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.
I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.
At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively
It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.
Smudge on the Azu means that something great is now a little bit fucked. It could be a plan, an idea, or a situation. The smudge is what fucked it up and the Azu is the original thing.
Dude that sucks Jessica cancelled on that great date you planned. She really put a Smudge on the Azu.
Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow 🤬
Smudged eyebrow💀☠
Taking sweetgrass or sage to smudge your hockey stick, hockey skates and the rest of your hockey equipment before you step onto the ice, your asking for protection and also goals from the deadly spirit that is watching over you. It is also the brand name of a deadly Indigenous hockey clothing line from Alberta and Saskatchewan!
“Smudge The Blades is the only way I can snipe 3 goals per game, it helps me play hockey better”
Hockey player 1 - “Holy that’s a deadly hoodie, where did you get it from?”
Hockey player 2- “Smudge The Blades bro”
A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.
When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.