Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

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Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

so thats what you hear in heaven or..

When you hear somebody sing like an angel.

Girl:so thats what you hear in heaven or..
Boy:No baby, that's coco siwa (jojo siwa but mixed with Shabnam the wengie's personality and coco jones' accent)

So you see

A way of saying you disagree with something or agree with something

A: you like him!
B: so you see…

Let me SOS you

when your friend is horny and needs someone to sex with, so you decide to help him/her and say Let me SOS you.

hey buddy, do you need help? Let me SOS you.

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

Just so you Know

A Minecraft animation where some heterochromic guy chases after his supposedly dead demon girlfriend, killing her in the process.

Basically a suicide mission, but for kids!

"That guy in Just so you Know was a huge simp"