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when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.
this old woman solar flared my uncle.
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a moment where solar does something really really really really really really really really really really really really dumb and stupid and solars a spaz
"i accidentally stuck my leg up my ass" solar moment!! <33
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One who hangs around in the student center and plays Magic: The Gathering. These people are usually retarded and bite one's own ear while talking about the Never Ending Story.
Hey look at those solar loungers in there; they are the seed of radiation poisoning and need to be hidden under the basement stairs.
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when a anglo person, goes completly haywire and believe that the world cup will come home
Solar: it's comming home!
anyone else: no it is not, England suck!
anyone else: such a solar moment
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The type of jawdroppingly attractive girl you see on a hot day when the sun comes out. Never seen or heard in a drab environment, the Solar Powered Girl is simply evoked by cloudless skies and hot weather. Often causing much cooing and elbow nudging, they can be hazardous to men driving vehicles, particularly white vans.
Many women not quite on the same level as a Solar Powered Girl regularly attempt to disguise themselves as one by wearing large, face-hiding sunglasses.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Weather's looking awesome...there's bound to be some Solar Powered Girls out today!"
Guy 2: "Yeah but take care we may see a few decievers out there".
Example 2.
*BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
(Everyone turns around to see the source of loud noise)
"It's just some white van driver beeping his horn at the Solar Powered Girls."
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In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome
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a clothes line.
My husband really surprised me this year on my birthday. He bought me a solar clothes dryer.....150 ft. of clothes line and a bag of clothes pins. Cheap bastard!