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A humorous slang term for the act of being raped by tentacles. See tentacle porn, hentai.
The etymology of the phrase comes from the idea of being force fed spaghetti, which resembles the tentacles, and the term breakfast which is sometimes used as a code word for sex. The breakfast thing really just indicates taking the noodles inside of yourself, normally in the case of eating, but in this case, not eating. People automatically realize that the phrase is not, in fact, referring to eating spaghetti for breakfast because of the unusual nature of such a meal.
Waiter: Our specials this morning include the Spaghetti Breakfast for 8.99.
Madam: My, I've never heard of that, what is it?
Waiter: Allow me to give you a free sample. BLURRRRGH! *sprouts tentacles*
Madam: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-- Ohh, yeah, deeper, to the left.
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When two men are too intoxicated to have sex with each other.
Bruce and Ken had too many appletinis, so when they got back to their apartment, all they could do was some serious spaghetti fencing.
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Spaghetti that has RED HOTDOGS in it and is sweeter than italian spaghetti =
let`s go to Jollibee and get some filipino spaghetti!
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Micheal afton: get down here
Ennard:no
Micheal: stupid burnt spaghetti
Ennard:...
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The spaghetti succ is where the female gives a male a blowjob after eating an obscene amount of spaghetti (like 3kg+). During this blowjob the female counterpart will deepthroat the penis and vomit the spaghetti all over the it to get it moist and continue to eat the spaghetti and vomit all over it until he cums and she swallows EVERYTHING.
My mrs ate way too much spaghetti the other night and I got her to give me the Spaghetti succ
A Spaghetti Necklace is a slang term for a noose. Used in a jokey manor to describe suicide by hanging or make fun of someone who's ended their life via said method.
Fat chance, I’d rather use a spaghetti necklace than sink to your level!
Noun - The type of feces that occurs when a particularly hairy man's ass hairs bind after a hot day or sweaty workingout. Upon going to the washroom, it creates a grater-like effect when expelling fecal matter. The bound hairs proceed to shread the outgoing turds into spaghetti like strands, creating Shit Spaghetti. Particularly evident in Italian men.
"Dude, that hairy guy over there just dropped a load of shit spaghetti into the john and forgot to flush."
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