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A nmemonic/abreviation for
short
pointless
annoying
messages
I get X=10394902385098509238409238409328409328092380924830948^X amount of spams everday.
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unsolicited commercial email. abounds on the internet; in fact, it may account for the majority of email soon. programmers try to keep it away by devising new techniques to separate it from regular mail, but it continues to annoy people.
I got a spam the other day from my university -- I'm going to sue them straight back to Kansas!
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a name for somebody who is always getting in the way.
The guy that always has to tie his shoe in the middle of a doorway, so that everybody bumps into him.
Jimmy always gets in the way, that is why i call him spam.
Spam, why did you bump into me?
Spam get the heck out of my way!
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URGENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
{MONEY TRANSACTION}
My name is Dr. Barister D,and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL.
Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.
The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.
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1. Something to do when Urban Dictionary rejects your definitions it is also Something that is used to advertise a business or a channel and often will annoy the living shit out of people. Often it will continue to come back in your inbox so beware. AND watch out! Other times people may try to type letters over and over again in the chat box this is also spam and is very annoying!
2. IT is also a canned food.
GUY: Hey I got an Email maybe it's from a famous person.
*CLICKS*
Hello they're sir you are the 10,00th person to get this you have won an iPhone 6 Plus all you have to do is send us 10,000$ and you will get a phone for 600$.
GUY: SHHIIIT! Stupd spam! *Deletes*
Wait there's another Email what if It's from a celebrity. *Clicks*
Hey there would you like to try our product for 29.99 A month you can try our anti-ball-itch cream made from real STDS. The tube will last for up to 3 hours and works for a few minutes.
Side Effects Include: AIDS
Diarrhea,
Ebola and
STDS.
*CLOSES TAB*
GUY: * KILLS HIMSELF!*
THIS IS WHY SPAM SUCKs
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Derogatory term for female genitalia. Derived from tinned 'spiced ham' to suggest unruly, meaty and somewhat fatty quality of labia lips. Originally coined in WWII, when American GI's in London first encountered a combination of British canned meat products and loose women. Connotes a certain cheapness and availability, as in 'Show us your Spam!'.
Samantha undid her stockings and hiked her panties to give him a good look. 'Wow,' Chuck gasped, 'that's a helluva load a Spam you've got there!'
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SPAM- Soylent Protean Approximating Meat
Soylent, from "Soylent Green's" meaning part of the human body. Author Christopher Moore is known to write that SPAM tastes a lot like human.
"The cannibal couldn't find a victim, so insteadhe opened up a can of SPAM, the next best thing."
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