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Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

by MrJWD March 23, 2021


tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019


Dog spatula

A costume for a dog that is shaped like a spatula.

Dog spatula is my friend.

by What knife? October 22, 2017


bull spatula

"man this is bs!"

"dont say that, say bullspatula!'

"MAN THIS IS SOME BULLLSPATULA!"
bull spatula means bullshit but in a non curse lanugage

by owneerofyrmom May 9, 2023


Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017


spider spatula

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.

Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.

by March 12, 2022


Indiana spatula

When you insert the handle end of your spatula into your vagina and continue to cook with it.

She used her Indiana spatula to make that sausage.

by xCrimsonPeachx May 5, 2024