Shit Spray

When you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare ass fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. Usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.

Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.

The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.

Guy1: 'Oh dude you just shit sprayed in jimmy's face!'

Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??

2 Hours later.

*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'

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spray paint

the single most useful tool in urban beautification. comes in a can, used in graffiti, aka a tag, throw up, peice, bombing, stencils,

did you see that bomb ass peice at the tracks?

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Spray Bomb

To paint any object with aerosol spray paint.

Rob: My 1984 Honda needs a paint job but I dont have the money.

Sam: You should "Spray Bomb" that whip flat black. Spray paint is only $4.00 a can!

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Spray the Walls

"Spraying the walls" occurs when a man and a woman are having a prolonged and heavy make out session when at some point the woman decides to end it; leaving the man highly aroused but unsatisfied (see Blue Balls). Having no other choice, the man has to find a private place to relieve his built up tension which by this time is so intense that when he comes the ejaculate exits his body with such force that he "sprays the walls".

Jane had given Jim such a bad case of blue balls that when he got home to finally rub one out he pretty much had to "spray the walls" with his jizz.

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Skunk Spray

Happens when performing oral sex on a female from the any position(preferably the back), she laughs and farts hitting you with a spray of foul misting defication.

1.) Today I decided to give my girl the business and that bitch skunk sprayed my new sheets and carpet.

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Cum Spray

High velocity ejaculate from a penis tip, the force being so great that the ejaculate disperses within in the air column in a spraying manner.

Opposite of a rope of cum.

I hit her in the face with my cum spray.

Her eyes were sealed shut when the cum spray on her face dried.

Be careful, there’s cum spray on the floor.

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blunt spray

A bottle of air freshener used to mask the smell of weed in a room.

"Damn son, my mom will be home in 10 minutes and this room reeks of weed! Pass me the blunt spray."

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