springfield high school it just a bunch of selfish nic addicts who dont want to pass it around in the bathroom.
Springfield high school is a living hell
1.) A piece of garden hose that is cut off for the purpose of Siphoning gas.
2.) The piece of equipment needed to siphon gas.
βHas anyone seen my Springfield Gas Card, The neighbors just went to bed and I donβt think I have enough fuel to make it to Walmart and backβ.
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A place where random ass kids come in and they may not be accepted, but they're welcome to this public school. We live outside of Philadelphia in Montgomery County. There's not too much to do around here but we sure do have a good time. A keg in the woods every other weekend and natty lite cases killed in 5 mins. The Highschool may not be high class, preppy, or highest in education but BITCH we just got turf fields and we're stepping it the fuck up. We don't care that we're not rich, because Springfield as a whole is such a great community and place for people to bond. No other school I can recognize can come together so well as if a family when something bad occurs to the town. Either from Oreland, Flourtown, or Wyndmoor.. we come together to watch our homecoming football game and support our friends. Half of the hs may be anybouls but the rest of us memorable people who have a good life. #field will always be LIT
Steve: Yo u coming to the Indian tonight?
Ethan: Fuck yeah man.. What's the theme
Steve: Nothing just come and get fucking hammered. Spread the word
Ethan: ARD BET MY NIGGA
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Springfield Township Highschool: the best 4 years
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Polite way of referring to AIDS.
Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield
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Springfield High School is the place where the βyβ in your nigga is invisible. instead itβs βour niggaβ and all the females are hoes.
Guy 1: Dog you ever been to springfield high school?
Guy 2: yeah bro i dated this one chick but she was a hoe and wanted to suck my dick for a gram!
probably the best simpsons episode EVER, at least one of the best. It's the one when Homer is union president of the plant.
most famous line from last exit to springfield:
dental plan!
lisa needs braces.
(repeat at least 7 times)
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Sex position in which the female lays on her back with her legs behind her head, while being thruster by her parter who is positioned above her and facing the opposite direction.
Cam and Emily were horny so they did the Springfield Smasher.
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