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take a piss
like straining a pot full of potatoes (spuds)
hang on the mike, i gotta go strain the spuds
Tying a rubber band around your balls and then getting a hand job, sometimes paired with autoerotic asphyxiation.
"She didn't have any hair ties when I asked her for a Denver spud, so I had to settle for a bj."
Australian slang.
A male urinating.
I'II just drain the spuds and be back soon.
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Basically means the same as Couch potato, which means they just sit around on the couch while watching TV and usually eating.
Bill sat around all day watching TV and eating crisps so that makes him a sofa spud.
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a spud grinder is another word for mouth used by british
collin: so i heard you split up with jenny moz: it was just a misunderstanding collin: oh she said you had both moved on... moz: shut your spud grinder!!!
Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)
Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"