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the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.
whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!
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One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
AYO SQUIDWARD CHECK!
EVERYONE ELSE: UHEUEHHA
when your coochie sounds like squidward walking
Man 1: I heard that girl has a squidward cooch
Man 2: I know! It sounds just like him
The condition in which someone has a bald head and big nose, resembling Squidward Tentacles. Depression and narcissism are not necessary but may be present as well.
Person: Jeff's depression is starting to worry me.
Me: I'm not worried. It's a classic squidward complex.
When a man fists a woman's anus and pulls out too fast, causing a large case of anal prolapse that resembles squidward's nose.
"Dude I accidentally gave my girlfriend an inward squidward last night and now she won't talk to me."
no what is that too handsome oh my gosh oh no oh my God pls mr squidward SHAKE IT FASTER
He is soooooo sexy Twerk squidward
When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.
I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.
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