Second stage

When an overweight man with a beer gut is performing the position of "doggy style" , his gut will sometimes interfere with the depth of penile penetration. He then picks up his gut, sets it on the females rear end and slides in farther for the " second stage " .

I got her all worked up , picked up my belly and gave her the second stage !!

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Center Stage

Taking a dump on the toilet seat lid.

Instead of upper decking my friends toilet, I decided to take a dump on the center stage.

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stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.

The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.

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Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom

A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.

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stage pretty

The phenomenon of less than attractive people being transported into the realms of the fuckable, purely be their stage persona or presence.
Usually associated with un-hot guys in bands being elevated to the status of both fuckable and dateable.

"Was Matt hot?"
"nah, not really, he was just stage pretty"

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Cunt Stage

After those who are generally cunts by nature become very drunk, (esp. from gin) and get very loud and aggressive towards all.

'Lads! Fraz is in cunt stage again!!'
'Fraz was in cunt stage and got pissed on!!'

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The Stage Dive

Whilst the man is masturbating he lies a woman down in front of him (preferably in a large area) and begins a run up, the aim is to ejaculate just as he dives over the woman,
Thus a stage dive...

This can also become an Air Raid

Guy: Woah - I got Stage Dived last night

Gal: Thats Gay isn't it?

Guy: No! we started The Stage Dive Olympics in my back yard...

Gal: Can i try it?

Guy: Do you have a Penis?

Gal: NO WTF!

Guy: Then What do you think...?

Gal: Damn!

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