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A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)
Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this
You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"
A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you
I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.
Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.
Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.
When you cum so much you can't cum anymore
Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock
A smell similar to uncooked fish and a dirty fish bowl
Why that girl smell like stale coochie
any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.
After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!