a comment made that does not pertain to anything intelligent.
"so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement
A statement only Dzerla would say.
B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."
An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.
"Look at that pretty statement light!"
A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.
Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.
A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.
My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.
dirty statement. A word used by people to define a a snitch who already informed the police by dropping a dirty statement.
"like the strip club was robbed, and as soon as the coppers arrived the manager was quick to make a dirty statement.
a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice
My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.