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When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.
My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.
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Scrotum, see beanbag or nutbag.
static, figure it out yourself.
Ever wear wool underwear? Ouch!
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Alternative to the well-worn business phrase "proactive."
My boss asked me to be more proactive in this project; I decided it was better to be anti-static.
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A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).
Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"
Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"
Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."
Jamie "Oh nice."
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The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.
Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"
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gayest band of all time. the lead singers hair is the gayest shit i've ever seen.
wow static-x. just from the name i can tell they suck
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When you are slamming your bitch in the butt on a dirty shag rug, and one then unloads a case of electrically charged cream into the bitchs' anal cavity.
After blowing my Berlin Static Cannon into my hoe last night she is no longer allowed within 75 feet of a grade school without a sheriffs deputy present.
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