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During the process of giving birth, the woman's perineum may be cut to allow for an easier birth. After the baby has been delivered, the cut is stitched back up. It is rumoured that, on the male partner's request an additional stitch is made closest to the vagina to make the vagina tighter when the stitches have healed and intercourse resumes.
Hey Doc, just pop in a virgin stitch will you, or she's gonna have a hole as big as a cow's cunt
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1. The one-dimensional crease along the scrotum that separates the two testicles. Continues, to turn into the two-dimensional grundle and eventually the three-dimensional anus.
2. Often used as a derogatory term to refer to people that are rank, disgusting, and/or worthless. Can be used interchangeably with "scrotum-crease."
To me, Greg, you are nothing more than a worthless sac-stitch.
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Stitch counter is a person at reenactments who is very serious about "historical authenticity". They typically get angry when uniforms are not perfect, or a woman is in uniform. They are harmless, but very damaging to new comers.
That unit is full of stitch-counters
A car repair that uses zipties, duct tape, and a drillbit. Usually used for quickly getting back on the road
Dude.. You had to do a drifter's stitch
Asking whats going on with something or someone else.
Girl says: I met this boy! Her friend says: Whats the stitch? Girl says: We're going out saturday!
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An Australian term for when someone just barely salvages an otherwise bad situation
Jake "My card wouldn't process when i was paying for a $20 already made Subway meal and the bloke behind the counter was getting real pissed but then Derick paid for it"
Jeff "What a fucking Stitch Up"
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To perform a 'Manners'.
To pass on a task or job onto somebody that already has too much work or stress without the request job to be passed on. The job is passed on without consent hense the 'stitch up'
To Stitch Up is to ot turn up to work when something needs to be done that day, having not told anyone about certain jobs that need to be done so it gets picked up by someone else who has no choice.
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