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Stomach pubes is not a phrase, it's called a snail trail you stupid bastards
The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.
Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?
Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
Used commonly by those who avoid coming into school or social events.However, this noun is mainly used as an excuse
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Teacher: why are you an hour late to the business lesson *student's name* ?
student: comes up with an excuse Sorry sir i had a stomach ache.
when something is so shockinq all you can do is shit in your pants .
yo it was mad Stomach pouring when i smelled that guys body odor.
when you’re stomach says:
📈📉📈📉📈📉
but in stomach form
me: my stomach is talking in stomach form again
luca: stomach form-
me: yes stomach form indeed
Theoretical stomach capacity available for a meal, often used in the context of preparing for a large meal or buffet.
"Let's order the wings, a pizza, ribs and dessert".
"I don't know if I have the stomach budget for all that".
"OMG! Everything at this buffet looks amazing! Going to have to work out my stomach budget to make the most of this".
The growling sound your stomach makes when you're hungry and haven't eaten in a while. Sounds like your ass cheeks are attempting to squelch a wet fart on it's way out your ass hole. Stomach farts don't smell like anything, but they sound eerily similar to real farts and are actually much harder to conceal. Comparable to the sound of a blue whale's mating call; stomach farts are known to be exceptionally loud during test days and moments of silence.
I ripped the loudest stomach fart in class today. Even the teacher heard it.