student body

A term, usually used in high school, to describe a girl who has sex with a lot of different guys.

When I was in high school, Jennifer was considered the student body. The first time I had her, I did her doggie style at a kegger when she was a freshman and I a junior. I saw her leading a few other guys upstairs that night too.

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AP Student

is a student that barely appears in most of their classses, turn in all the homework late, get a cool shirt in the middle of the year, and somehow manage to pass all their classes with nothing lower than a B+

Xavier: oh man I really have to start on that summer reading project.
Andrew: wasn't it due like, yesterday?
Xavier: yeah
Andrew: You're such an AP Student. btw, what did you get in your AP tests.
Xavier: Straight 5's
Andrew: I hate you.

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Straight "A" Student

An accurate description of virtually anyone currently pursuing a Liberal Arts degree at Yale, Harvard, or Stanford without regard to merit due to rampant grade inflation at those educational institutions.

Rich Mom: "My Daugter Susan is a Straight "A" Student at Harvard. We are so proud of her."

Middle Class Mom: "Stop Bragging. Your Alumni husband is paying $50,000 per year so that your daughter can study medieval art and smoke weed every day. She is a Straight "A" Student just like everyone else at Harvard."

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IB Student

1. A person who whips his hair back and forth in order to relieve from stress

2. A person who bs his/her way through his/her last to years of school

"WOW LOOK AT THAT IB STUDENT"

or

"They look like IB students!"

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athlete-student

Commonly known as student-athlete. However, they are more an athlete first and student second. The athlete-student spends more time dedicated to their sport than to their academics, since they are obligated to hours of practice, injury treatment, travel, games/matches,coach's meeting, etc.

Football is taking up my life that I don't have time to study. We're supposed to be student-athletes, but our ridiculous coaches make sure that we're athlete-students.

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Engineering Students

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.

Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.

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Straight "A" Student

A student who gets all A's on there report cards and will be much better of in life than the average person

Straight "A" Student
A: Hey, what grades did you get?
B: All A's, I am a Straight "A" Student
A: Lucky....
B: Actually, it is a lot of hard work, not luck.
A: Whatever

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