suicide

something that isn’t the answer. please don’t do it. I know you’re struggling. I know shits hard. I love you though. I’m just a stranger on the internet but I love you so much. Your life is worth living. Please don’t end it. You’re so magical and amazing and wonderful.

Person 1 : “I wanna fucking kill myself.”
Person 2 : “Don’t. I love you so much and I couldn’t live without you. Suicide isn’t the answer.”

Or

Person 1 : “I’ve been thinking about committing suicide.”
Person 2 : “The National crisis line for the USA is 988, it’s available 24 hours a day and you can text or call.”

Suicide

Where you choose death over life. I wouldn't wish it on anyone as suicidal thoughts are horrible. I can talk from experience as I've attempted suicide twice.

I've attempted suicide twice, but I've kept fighting and I'm still here. 💖💪🏻

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Suicide

Someone who doesn't want to live anymore so they kill themselves.

I plan to suicide myself why do I want to live.

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suicides

with only a small amount of weed left, suicides is taking a hit, holding the smoke in until the weed goes all the way around the circle and passed back to you. Then you exhale and hit it again, holding until you get the weed back.

The only way we're gonna get high with this little amount of weed left is to do suicides.

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Suicided

When someone frames you for your own murder.

When the coroner looked at the body he knew the man had been suicided. He knew to much.

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Suicide

A mixture of every fountain drink available in a medium cup.

"Hey, can you make me a suicide?"
"Whats a suicide?"
"Just put in a bit of every kind of soda you got in a medium cup."

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Suicider

Very, very strong rough cider, sometimes as much as 10% alcohol by volume - 8% is not uncommon. Can range in taste from innocuously fruity and bland to eye-wateringly sharp.

"What do you want ?"

"I'll have a pint of Bideford Brainblaster".

"Are you mad ? That stuff's suicider !"

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