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Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....
Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...
Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
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When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.
Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,
and not responding to any stimulation from others.
The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.
Sorry I wasn't at school on Monday, I was in a major Super Bowl coma from the Sunday game.
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When you get a hangover on Super Bowl Monday not because of heavy drinking, but because of the excitement surrounding your team winning or losing.
It is possible to get a Super Bowl Hangover even if your team didn't go to the Super Bowl if you are easily excited.
John- Hey, where's Bill?
Bob- Oh, he's out today with a Super Bowl Hangover
John- But he didn't even have a beer!
Bob- Yeah, but the Packers won and he's from Wisconsin
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Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.
Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.
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to go take a dump ,needing to go #2
Hey were did you disapear to ?
I was playing the Browns in the super bowl .
Did you win ?
yes but they came out hard and fast in the first half, but I had wiped them out by the end .
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To take a shit. By definition, it must be into a toilet.
"Yo, did she let you do a Cleveland Steamer?" "Nah, I had to go in the bathroom and lead the Browns to the Super Bowl."
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A Person Who Whines when his team isn't winning.
(Joe) - What the Hell!!! The Saints are Losing!!!
(Maxx) - dude its 7-0 and its 1st period, you Super-Bowl-Baby...
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