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When a blunt is all but a few centimeters long, you suck it barehandedly until your lips touch the cherry, then suck the whole thing down.
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The Superman is a new and often painful sex act. During intercourse, the female will be required to wear a cape and occasionally a heroes mask as request by the male. The act must be performed in a first, second or occasionally a third story building. It is often wise to be surrounded by soft areas such as bushes. As the female party climaxes, she is snatched up by numerous men at surprise who jump from closets, doors and under the bed and thrown out of the window during her orgasm thus achieving the superman.
Female-Oooh....ooooh....oooooh shit I'm cumming!!! Mmmm!! Mmmmhmm? What the fuck? Eh...mmm...OH SHIT! FUCK!
*Silence*
Male-Thats the superman bitch...
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1. to enthusiastically jump onto a woman to have sex with her, arms stretched out foward a la supermans flying style
"I was so horny, as soon as we hit the bedroom I Supermaned that girl!"
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The worlds greatest Superhero. No as relevant nowadays as he used to be, but will be forever remembered and will probably be to future generations what Greek gods are to us today. His S symbol is more known than the peace symbol worldwide. Embodies the concept of the Superhero, and apart from Batman and Spiderman has no competition in terms of public admiration. Has much in common with Jesus Christ, i.e- sent from a far away heavenly place by his father to aid and save humanity. Died and was resurrected. Sells millions in merchandise a year and hundreds of thousands of comic books. Outdated somewhat today, but forever will be remembered and esteemed as the first god of the comic medium.
"Superman is the first true superhero..."
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a massively overpowered loser who is invincible and is able to easily escape the pull of a blackhole yet gets his ass handed to him by a person with no superpowers. wtf dc?
superman, right after stopping a giant meteor in midspace, just got knocked out by one punch from some random thug. goku would kick that thugs ass.
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greatest hero ever, and can kick thors ass
superman is cool
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A prank involving someones head at your crotch level. You stand next to the victim and either quietly or loudly (your preference) start humming the Superman theme. When everyone turns to look at you, it will appear that the victim is performing oral sex on you because they're looking at you also.
"...And then Rob supermanned Greg, and for the rest of the night, easy laughs were had just by humming the superman theme around Greg. Never pass up the opportunity to 'superman' someone."
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