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Reassuring a friend that, because they're a good person deep down inside, that what they did wasn't really that bad after all, and was in fact what anyone else would have done in the same situation.
Parental immoral support: "If you had let her continue to live with you, she'd think it's okay to be gay. It's really not so bad being homeless as a teen, anyway - it's kind of an adventure if you think about it!"
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Someone who supports a team (especially a football team) that is neither based in or near the town of their birth nor is even anywhere near where the 'supporter' resides. Although family connection is often cited as a reason for said support, essentially glory supporters' only reason for supporting a team is them having a history, and future chance, of winning trophies. Typically, a glory supporter knows little about football and has rarely, if ever, been to watch 'their' team play.
99% of Manchester United fans are glory supporters, coming, as they do, from outside of Manchester.
"My Grandad was a Liverpool fan, so I have to be". Notice how such a glory supporter will automatically follow the most prestigious team that any other family member supports.
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A non sequiter trotted out (usually by conservative Republicans) in an attempt to silence opposition. Typically followed by attempts to slash veterans benefits and support for amnesty for insurgents who haved kill Americans.
You don't think that the Islamic Republic of Iraq is a good idea? Why don't you shut up and support the troops?
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An Overwatch player who mostly plays characters of the support category, likely not able to choose one main out of the six heroes. Bless these support mains, as there are few and far between. They are ready to carry you.
Player 1: You're so good at Soldier! You should main him!
Player 2: Sorry, I'm a support main.
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the people that help with ID "10" T errors
people that are dumb call tech support
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Mojang Support, also known as Minecraft Support, is one of the worst customer services you will ever find out there for a multibillion company like Mojang. With a response time of many weeks to even months and useless, lazy, POS that can't even do their job as support agents, they are an absolute disgrace to Minecraft and Microsoft.
If you do actually get a response from these assholes, they will almost always try to come up with an excuse not to help you with your Java account related issue, claiming their policy doesn't allow whatever you specifically asked them to do, even if the official website says otherwise. Because of this, people deliberately resubmit their support tickets hoping to get a reply from a different representative that actually has a brain and can understand English, which isn't always feasible given the long response time and the large number of incompetent idiots with account administration tools that Mojang is paying to do nothing but give canned responses...
Example 1:
Player: My account got hacked into, please help me recover it!
*Two months later*
Mojang Support: Please locate your Transaction ID from 10 years ago and provide a long list of information that you most likely don't have, and then we might help you!
Player: I finally got everything you asked for, can you help me now?
Mojang Support: Sorry for the inconvenience, but for security reasons I am not going to touch your account!
*Support Agent closes the ticket without notifying the player or sending a "Rate Our Support email"*
*Player submits the ticket again and hopes to get a reply from another support agent by the next month*
Example 2:
Player: One of my past usernames has my real life full name in it, it is personally identifiable information and because name history is public, I would like to have that particular name removed! The website says you remove usernames in such cases, if they contain personally identifiable info.
*Two months later*
Mojang Support: Sorry for the inconvenience, but we can only remove past usernames if they contain a full first and last name!
*Support Agent closes the ticket without notifying the player or sending a "Rate Our Support email"*
Player: Can you even read what I said 8 weeks ago, you stupid fucking dumbass? This is a serious issue!
*Player submits the ticket again and hopes to get a reply from another support agent by the next month*
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n. Money garnisheed from a father's salary check to help support his children.
Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go to bed with him, only to find out later he had impregnated her again.
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