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A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"
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Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.
Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.
Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!
I gave my boyfriend a Slurpity Suprise last night and he loved it!!
When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.
Me: Ugggh
Friend: What?
Me: suprise stiffy, man.
Friend: ah.
Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.
Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Male: thats my girl.
The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them
GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!
GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!
When you're taking a poop, but when you go to wipe you clench your butt hole and the toilet paper rips and sticks to your butt.
I'm so unlucky, I just got a sticky suprise while shitting.