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Dragon lover of Sean Connery. Phrase originated when Sean Connery impressions were used to say, "I fuck dragons!" and thus Suzy was born. After further joking, it came to be known that Chuck Norris is the product of Sean Connery and Suzy the dragon. (seriously, if Sean Connery fucked a dragon, what else would happen?)
Suzy has a myspace for those who need further evidence.
Sean Connery: Suzy, is that you?
Suzy the Dragon: RRAAAWR!!!
Sean Connery: Mmm, dragon pussy! It's like fucking a furnace!
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1) An amazing friend who is incredibly nice
2) An obsessive compolsive organizer/planner
3) Likes to make up and repeat someones sayings, thus getting them to say it even more often (ie: yummm when something gross is said)
4) An amazingly fun person who has many uncreative nicknames, but can come up with many good ones
I <3 my suzie pants!!
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When you get videotaped unknowingly and without your permission.
I was out with this girl and I got Costco suzie'd.
Usually of Mexican descent, this short statured Latina doesn’t carry your stereotypical heat 😩☄️ often sporting her loveable bad bunny merch or hustling at work, Suzie Juarez is a guaranteed breadwinner and beauty queen.
person 1: whose the new girl?
person 2: that’s suzie Juarez
person 1: she had asf
person 2: hell yea
During intercoarse, cum on the face of your partner, proceed to rub the cum all over their face, then take anything that blows hot air and use it on your partners face, drying the cum and making your partners face sticky
So i fucking her and then i pulled a sticky Suzie
1. Fun, awsome, and all around cool
2. Hilarious, hott stuff, and a sexxxii beast! a hott tease!
wow that gurl is so suzie-howellishnish! i luv her!
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A woman who is loose and cannot find her own man, often preying on married men or recent divorcees.
"that girl is a suzie fluzie flirting with her husband!"
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