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The greatest music piece created by mankind.
It came from the Nintendo DS game Art Academy, and is featured in Super Smash Bros for WiiU and Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
An idiot: Gangplank Galleon is da best LUL. There no good music besides that LUL.
Someone with a fonctional brain: Swan Lesson is such a beautiful piece of music. There's still other great compositions, but this one's undefeatable.
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1. A necrophiliac who is also very clumsy. May or may not be insane saying that vampires sparkle. Also has been known to have bestiality with a wolf. If you see her run very far away.
2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.
OMG is that Bella Swan? Run away!!!!!!
I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.
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The extraordinary feat of anthropomorphic drama performed by a perfectly healthy teenager desperate to avoid school.
The teenager croaks, whines, whines and may even flutter non-existent wings before collapsing on the nearest couch.
They lie completely limp and keep speaking to a minimum, but may make a soft cooing noise. They do their utmost to show their mother, by means of wincing and gasping, the sheer scale of the physical agony they are bravely enduring. Experienced swans may even manage to squeeze out a tear, or look pale and vomit on demand.
Me: Is Katherine going in today?
Mum: No. She's very ill. Very ill indeed. She's got a very high temperature and looks just awful.
Me: What?! It's just the dying swan act! I saw her put the thermometer in the microwave when you went to get dressed!
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An attractive bit of stuff. Someone you would normally deem as fit. Bishop Auckland slang term.
Swan eggs = So nice
Corr look at him, pure swan eggs like
This pizza is swan eggs
Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet
Jo is pure swan eggs
MYTH KILLA BROKEN PRINCE- The soon to be icon of emo rap. Following in the footsteps of legend LIL PEEP, Bexeys best friend
Bexey swan is the face of emo rap, he owes it all to peep
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A co-dependent whore who can't think about anything but sex. Becomes suicidal if her gay sparkly boyfriend dumps her. A lot a people consider her a bitch. This is true but she is also a slut!
That girl is so easy, she is such a whore." ... "I wonder if she is related to Bella Swan?
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To perform felatio. To suck a penis.
Francine knows her way around a dick. That chick can play swallow the swan with me any time.
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