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Brockton Swap

When a person pays for someone else's groceries with food stamps, EBT card, etc. in exchange for money, drugs, sex and/or booze. Named after the city of Brockton, Massachusetts.

"Hey let me know if you need anything at the store, because I'm broke but I have a ton of food stamp money on my EBT card, maybe we can do a Brockton Swap."

by MrDangerously January 12, 2013

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swap shop

A shopping mall in south florida which sells cheap electronics, smoking accessories, clothes, vegetables, and has supercars on display. It is dominated by the local minority consisting mostly of spanish, haitian, and jamaican people. Bargaining is a common tool used by consumers and a big reason for the popularity of the Swap shop.

"Hey i need to stop smoking blunts, know anywhere where i can get a bowl for cheap price?"
"Yeah, lets go to the Swap shop you can bargain there for some really good pieces."

by loryda89 May 26, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grindel Swap

The act of going behind a man (random or acquaintence) and jiggling his balls. This could be sneaky, out in the open, or an act of retaliation. No homo.

Man 1: What happened? Why do you look so surprised?
Man 2: Ho-Holy shit! Diaz just grindel swapped me!
Man 1: Oh.

by TheNester January 27, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mom swap

v. The act of trading sexual encounters with a friend's mother in exchange for one with yours. Plural form: Mom-party.

Dude X: "Dude, you know you owe me a bottle of DVX..."

Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"

Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"

Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"

Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."

Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"

by Droogans January 21, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of actually going out with or fucking their sister.

Peter pulled the J-Swap with Camille. Now he fucks Jackie in the ass every day

by Michael Peen April 23, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of actually going out with or fucking their sister.


Peter pulled the J-Swap with Camille. Now he fucks Jackie in the ass every day

by Michael Peen April 23, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poop Swap

When one or more individuals take a poop log, and swap it into each-others butt holes. In this process, the poop travels from the makers but into the next individuals butt hole. Invented in the Cave Man ages as a way to have fun with feces, this technique has been around for ages. Poop Swamping was used in the early ages to prevent colon cancer, and is prescribed by doctors today!

Poop Swapping is proven to clean the anus.

Johnny Bova and some of his friends decided they wanted to Poop Swap behind the school after hours.

by c0maVT January 15, 2010

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