Swear Word

The most stupid thing to exist, A word purely made to not be said it cant live it's purpose.

Anyone :BLOODY HELL
Anyone Else : Stop That! Its Rude, Its A Swear Word
Anyone : Do not fall into the trap it's only rude because society as tricked us into bullying words and not letting them live there purpose

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swear police

An individual, usually an adult, who scorns upon the youth who curse in public.

boy 1: "Fuck this shit, hoe!"
teacher: "Hey! Think you're cool and all using language like that?"
boy 2: "You have the swear police after you, nigga!"

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swear words

~cool.
~good for using when you are pissed off.
~a great gift from hell.
~(weird people think they are) offensive (google search for "The history of the F-Word Movie" play it, and you'll find swearing not offensive)

they said 459,065,936 swear words in that movie.
so bitch???

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Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

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Super-Swear

This is a term for the fusing of a list of expletives to make one long word. A super-swear should only really be three words or three syllables long to give it the optimum effect, any longer and it may not have desired effect. Almost any cursive word can be used in combination, however certain words do tend to have a better ring to them, e.g. CrapFuckWank.

"Ah, ShitFuckCunt, I've lost my wallet"
"Woah dude, that is one hell of a Super-Swear you just made up there"

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Swearing police

A group of adults and/or tattletales who try to prohibit children from swearing. This often goes unsuccessfully as the children usually understand the hypocrisy behind it.

kid: FUCK!!!
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you can’t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well I’m an adult and I can say whatever I want.

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Deadwood swearing

An excessive use of swear words, especially as in the HBO series "Deadwood". This overuse of swear words can result in a average of one or more swear words in each sentence.

"I just finished the first season of "The Wire" on DVD," said Dad. "It's really great stuff, though the street use of so many F words and other swear words was a bit much at times".

"Oh, that sounds like Deadwood swearing," responded Tai. "Meh"

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