Hooking up with an overweight woman.
I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.
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used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person
So and So caught the swine flu last night
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A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
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A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman
Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."
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Liking or hooking up with an ugly or fat bitch.
"Damn did u see that fat bitch John took home last night?" "Yeah, i think he Caught the Swine Flu"
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Where you cough in your cupped hand and wipe it on someone's mouth., whilst saying "SWINE FLU TAG!".
"Where's jenny today?"
"Oh she'll be at home, i totally swine flu tagged her last night..."
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believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner
-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes
The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.
Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.
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