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caught the Swine Flu

Hooking up with an overweight woman.

I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.

by TCII September 10, 2009

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Caught the swine flu

used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person

So and So caught the swine flu last night

by Bacaron April 28, 2009

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Man Swine Flu

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.

Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."

by deejayone July 22, 2009

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Catching the Swine Flu

A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."

by neo069 August 26, 2009

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Caught the Swine Flu

Liking or hooking up with an ugly or fat bitch.

"Damn did u see that fat bitch John took home last night?" "Yeah, i think he Caught the Swine Flu"

by fullfire0 August 21, 2009

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swine flu tag

Where you cough in your cupped hand and wipe it on someone's mouth., whilst saying "SWINE FLU TAG!".

"Where's jenny today?"
"Oh she'll be at home, i totally swine flu tagged her last night..."

by CobraYawnFTW! June 12, 2009

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swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.

Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.

by NegrodamuS Nigga May 2, 2009

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