Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.

Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!

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Silk Swipe

A wipe of one’s asshole with toilet paper that is completely clean and glides through the cheeks silky smooth. The byproduct of a clean pinch also known as a silk dook.

Man I love a silk swipe. What a time saver.

Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.

Courtesy Swipe

The act of swiping right on someone you know or may know on dating apps such as tinder/bumble

Chad: “Hey Sarah I matched with your friend Ashley on Tinder”
Selena: “Relax Chad it was just a courtesy swipe because she knows I know you”

doom swiping

Swiping through tinder for an extended period of time and getting no matches as your hope and dignity slowly dwindles away

I drank too many white claws last night and started doom swiping

Tuna Swipe

When your women fingers her vagina then swipes it across your upper lip. Leaving an abundant amount of moisture behind.

My bae gave me a Tuna Swipe and I've smelt it all day.

baboon swipe

A delicate swipe across the head-RA

She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..

ninja swipe

to discretely (like a ninja) tuck an erection under the waistband of underwear or belt line of pants.

a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.

yo, i was freeballing in my sweats when i got a boner- i had to ninja swipe that shit so it wouldn't look like i was proppin a tent