Swiss cheesehead

A long term ecstasy user, not a Packers fan from Switzerland.

Nate is a Swiss cheesehead because he likes ecstasy, not because he likes the Packers.

Swiss Kriss

An herbal laxative (still on the market!) favored by Louis Armstrong. Apparently, he even recommended it to the Queen of England.

"Yo, baby. You gots ta gets youseff somea dat Swiss Kriss afta a spread like this..."

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Swiss threesome

a) A German, an Italian and a French.
b) A banker, a chocolatier and a watch maker.

He (She) desperately needs a Swiss threesome!

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Going Swiss

Since the Swiss are among the most neutral people in the world, they will Not take sides in a conflict. The same is true when a person will not take sides. In a sense, tehy are acting like the Swiss as well.

Im going Swiss on your decision if you should fuck Suzie or fuck her roommate instead....

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Ham @ Swiss

(Verb): The barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.

"Yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? He swissed the fuck out of this bust-down last night!"

"Ham and fucking SWEEE-ASS!"

"Ham @ Swiss me duuuude!"

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Swiss Roll

When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.

Charlie: hey why do your fingers smell like shit?
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.

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k swiss

n.K Swiss were originally tennis shoes now worn mostly for its appearance,especially the brands popular Luxury Editions.They are sometimes very discomforting in the back area of your foot when the wrong size is worn.They also easily get dirty if not taken care of.

girl:Do like my new white K Swiss?
girl's friend:There okay,but I had a pair and they hurt my foot a lot.They also got freakin dirty like one after I wore them!

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