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Meaning "too douchy; unfriended" or "too douchy; unfollowed" depending on the social networking site used on. Usually used in response to someone who throws a "tl;dr" at you when you're talking about something serious.
Facebooker 1: I'm so depressed. On the way to the hospital to visit my terminally-ill grandmother, I got a call from my husband saying that my son got called to the principal's office after they found a gun in his locker. Because of the call, I crashed my car into a mailbox, and its owner proceeded to charge out of his house with a shotgun, screaming something about vandals ruining his property. Does all of this have to happen on the 1st anniversary of my miscarriage?
Facebooker 2: tl;dr
Facebooker 1: td;uf
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Bloons TD 6 is a tower defense (TD) game released in 2018. In the game, you buy monkeys that cost hundreds or thousands of cash to throw or shoot or smack Bloons (balloons). You can upgrade the monkeys on 3 different paths by buying 100 dollar headbands or cutting off a monkey's arm and replacing it with a bionic hand that can only throw boomerangs very fast. Oh yeah, it's also the 6th game in the series and 3D.
In Bloons TD 6 Hard difficulty isn't even that hard!
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Game created by Ninja Kiwi. A multiplayer version of Bloons TD. People say “BTD Battles”, “Bloons TD Battles”, “BTDB” or “Bloons Tower Defense Battles”.
Friend: hey, wanna play Bloons TD Battles?
Me: sure
The greatest game to exist. Like, seriously. It really is.
Damn, Bloons TD 6 is the best game to ever exist.
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The application of Apologetics as it relates to the defense of candidate, now President, Donald Trump. One might only be able to understand Trump if one studies him in the same manner as one of his longtime acolytes, the celebrated sociopath and Botox enthusiast, Roger Stone. One just needs the proper context! Also one should not trust anything that's translated from its original Rube.
Trump Supporter #1: Look that was just locker room talk. All guys talk about how they want to grab women by the genitals.
Trump Supporter #2: Yeah, he said shithole countries, but what you don't realize is every country is a sentient living being. All countries have anuses and we have to expel waste somehow. He's just saying that we all have a common bond with respect to having that function. He just put it more crudely by calling us shithole countries. Quit being such a snowflake!
Trump Supporter #3: He didn't refer to Nazis as very fine people. I mean, there were people on both sides running protestors over in their cars.
Trump Supporter #4: The President never said not to vaccinate (antivaxxer) your children. He said that in light of studies that perhaps reconsidering the schedule of vaccination might be a consideration.
During Trump's candidacy: so what if Trump incited an attendee to beat the shit out of a protestor at one of his rallies? That guy had it coming to him. I bet George Soros paid him to be there.
Reasonable person: Wow, looks like you all will go out of your way to excuse any vile action made by this joke of a President. It appears that you all are suffering from your own respective cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)
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Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a made up condition, conceived as a derisive label by the alt-right to attack anyone who criticizes or refuses to support Donald Trump. The idea being the left is so obsessed with Trump they have collectively lost their minds. Unfortunately like many of their other little online crusades, this has backfired. People dislike Trump for actual reasons which often go well beyond just politics or partisanship, and if anyone has Trump derangement syndrome it's those on the right that blindly support him. They have lost their sense of morality, religious convictions, principles, objectivity, all discernment, and even the ability to have a civil discussion or reason. So the term has now been co-opted by others to refer to Trump supporters who are blinded by their unrealistic devotion to Trump.
Dude!!! what's up with that guy wearing the MAGA hat.
Stay away away from him! He's a total looser, a Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) nutcase. No life, starving for attention, just ignore him and eventually he'll go away.
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